Archive for category: 5 things I don’t get
5 Things I Don’t Get: Field Trip Edition
April 26, 2012 5:00 am 5 things I don't get, discussionThis seems like as good point as any to bring you another rousing edition of 5 Things I Don’t Get. It’s simply a moment for both me and you to unburden ourselves of the things that make no sense to us, drive us crazy, and/or make us scratch our heads in befuddled wonder (if you’re interested [...]
Read More »5 Things I Don’t Get: Christmas Songs Edition
December 14, 2011 5:00 am 5 things I don't get, humor, listsIt’s been a long time since I wrote one of these, but it seemed like a good point to trot out another edition of 5 Things I Don’t Get. It’s simply a moment for both me and you to unburden ourselves of the things that make no sense to us, drive us crazy, and/or make us [...]
Read More »5 Things I Don’t Get: Laughter Edition
August 9, 2010 8:29 am 5 things I don't get, fun, humorI cannot believe that I have so neglected something this important. Not since I was a child and I rescued a box turtle from the street only to forget to feed him (sorry, Walter!) have I been this embarrassed by my pitiful remembering. Here’s my confession: I have not written a 5 Things I Don’t [...]
Read More »5 Things I Don’t Get (Today)
January 21, 2010 7:12 am 5 things I don't get, fun, humor, listsIt’s time for another edition of 5 Things I Don’t Get (Today).It’s time again for both me and you to unburden ourselves of the things that make no sense to us, drive us crazy, and/or make us scratch our heads in befuddled wonder. As always, my Biblical precedent for this is Proverbs 30:18-19. I’m only [...]
Read More »5 Things I Don’t Get (Last 2009 Edition)
December 9, 2009 7:12 am 5 things I don't get, fun, humor, listsPeriodically, I like to “share†with you a list of things I do not understand. Rest assured, I have tried very, very hard. It is loosely based (extremely loose) on Proverbs 30:18-19, but where the author there writes to impart wisdom and knowledge, I write to get my rant on (not angrily) and be infinitely [...]
Read More »5 Things I Don’t Get (Today)
September 17, 2009 6:25 am 5 things I don't get, humor, listsPlease be as quiet as you can around here today. My brain is trying to sleep. On second thought, it’s pretty much in a coma so do whatever you want—bang some pots and pans, set off some fireworks—go all out. In honor of my brain taking a vacation, I thought I would bust out another [...]
Read More »5 More Things I Just Don’t Get
May 28, 2009 10:00 am 5 things I don't get, humor, listsThis has sort of been an “off†week for me. I don’t know if it has to do with Monday’s holiday or what, but I have had lots of trouble getting fully on track. I’m sure you’ve never, ever felt like that before (and I’m an outcast crazy). As I try to compose myself, I [...]
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