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Whispers and Shouts (#17)

A short burst of inspiration and what God is speaking to me, a prayer, a quote, a song, or whatever else…

What I tell you now in the darkness, shout abroad when daybreak comes. What I whisper in your ear, shout from the housetops for all to hear! –Matthew 10:27

I’d like to do something a little different today, and post a joke here. Yes, a joke.

One bright, beautiful Sunday morning, everyone in tiny Jonestown wakes up early and goes to their local church. Before the service starts, the townspeople sit in their pews and talk about their lives and their families.

Suddenly, at the altar, Satan appears! Everyone starts screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in their determined efforts to get away from Evil Incarnate. Soon, everyone is evacuated from the church except for one man, who sit calmly in his pew, seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy is in his presence. This confuses Satan a bit. Satan walks up to the man and says, “Hey, don’t you know who I am?”

The man says, “Yep, sure do.”

Satan says, “Well, aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man says, “Nope, sure ain’t.”

Satan, perturbed, says, “And why aren’t you afraid of me?”

The man says, “Well, I’ve been married to your sister for 25 years.”  (

Laughter is good medicine! Do you have a joke for me?
What’s made you laugh lately?


  1. Yesterday 2 little boys from our church came over, we gave them a snack (tacos) we put black beans with the meat to give it a nice bite. One of the little boys who’s name is David goes yum I like the chocolate chips ! I couldn’t stop laughing
    andrew singh recently posted..Christmas-Winterland Photo ExtravaganzaMy Profile

    • That’s great! Gotta love kids--they keep you laughing! Thanks Andrew. 🙂

  2. That’s a good one Jason. Says a lot for the unbalanced marriages, lol.
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    • Ha! I guess so! 🙂 Thanks Ed.


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